The Grock is a poorly Grock at the mo and hasn't been on for a while. She's got a fluie thing and is feeling a very sorry Grock indeed.

It's ever so sad hearing her. She sounds like she's on 60 a day and 5 flagons of sprout wine

In fact, she sounds as rough as badgers a*** and is hoping to be back soon.

Also, her @ button keeps sticking and is causing her some concern.

All together now, Poor Grock

Thanks for letting us know Lizzie - we were beginning to think it was something we had said. Send her our love - but not too much, we don't want her thinking we're going to spoil her. Life would be unbearable for months!

ay! im here now,still feel like poo, but not as bad as the other day.puter still says no and will not let me open any e mails,cant even get onto me web thingie.been back at work this week,but am now on a/l as they owe me lots of hols,really didnt want to go back as i got used to being a lady of leisure,but n.h.s insisted,and me homless buddies missed me drinking out of brown paper bags in sefton park with them,couldnt let them down now could i,since im the life and sole.they missed me so much that they paid 600 quid (key board not workin and wont give me money sign)of another girls wages.

Get well soon Grock and puter, we've missed you!

tar chuck